It got me to thinking maybe his father was a butcher or maybe he owned a food market. This is why- because he says the funniest things; the little instrument that he uses to clean my wound with is like a mini 'melon baller.' The ointment that I have to put on my wound every day is supposed to 'marinate' my wound. And when I asked him today what parts of the wound looked the healthiest he replied " I want this wound to look like a juicy red piece of meat." I know I know it's gross right?
I made wonder what his mother did for a living when he ordered NPWT for me today, that stands for (negative pressure wound therapy) better known as 'wound vacuuming'; I don't know maybe she was a housekeeper, ya think?
I love your humor! I don't know if I would want a melon baller near any wound of mine. Sounds really bad but it also sounds like you are on the mend now. :)
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't so darn disgusting to watch he might make me hungry with all that talk!
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